Com licença.

After returning to my room after a post-lake shower, I was displeased to find that someone had filled by room with glitter. I applaud the sheer scope of it: it's the fine, grainy stuff that's impossible to get out mixed with larger, more sparkly bits. The tinsel around the window was also creative. It must have taken a lot of effort to spread so thoroughly.

Still, I must take this as a personal affront. I am not homophobic. From what I've found on the internet, "glitter-bombing" is a form of protest. I'm confused and a little disappointed if this is what people here think of me. EDIT: Apparently this is a common "welcome" here. Shots fired.

I am also covered in water-colored pastel glitter that will not come off. I will be wearing it with pride for the rest of the day. I have nothing to hide.