Com licença.

[x_submariner]

After returning to my room after a post-lake shower, I was displeased to find that someone had filled by room with glitter. I applaud the sheer scope of it: it's the fine, grainy stuff that's impossible to get out mixed with larger, more sparkly bits. The tinsel around the window was also creative. It must have taken a lot of effort to spread so thoroughly.

Still, I must take this as a personal affront. I am not homophobic. From what I've found on the internet, "glitter-bombing" is a form of protest. I'm confused and a little disappointed if this is what people here think of me. EDIT: Apparently this is a common "welcome" here. Shots fired.

I am also covered in water-colored pastel glitter that will not come off. I will be wearing it with pride for the rest of the day. I have nothing to hide.

Comments

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

....untwist your boxers, Namor.

it's just a friendly welcome to the school. it has NOTHING to do with your personal beliefs at all.

you should TOTALLY wear it with pride!

[x-submariner.livejournal.com]

Noted.

I would untwist my boxers, but I am not currently wearing any. Glitter gets everywhere.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

hot

[x-submariner.livejournal.com]

You're first on my list of suspects, Miss Bedazzler.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

me?! but I am cute and innocent!

I'm offended!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I totally have wisdom to impart! Vaseline, paper towels and a silicone pastry scraper. Or if you don't have one of those because you didn't steal one from cooking class 800 years ago, (I REPLACED IT, LORNA.) then you can use a plastic spoon. Run your shower as hot as you can stand it and basically the vaseline picks up the glitter and then you scrape it all off with the paper towels and scrapey thing.

If it's in your hair I got nothing for you though, I just live with it.

[x-submariner.livejournal.com]

You don't do yourself justice with "cute." But "innocent"? Ha.

This may require further interrogation.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

No no no come on. Just live with it?!

[x-submariner.livejournal.com]

"As hot as you can stand it" is likely dangerous for someone who can barely register heat.

Duly noted, Mr. Gibney. Many thanks. If you want to find me today, I'd suggest you follow the sparkle trail.

[x-submariner.livejournal.com]

Dr. Reyes, you would look stunning with a shaved head. It would be a shame if it came to that, but I have short hair and the stuff isn't coming out.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

ah, but when you average "hot as the sun" with "evil" you get "cute and innocent"

I'll bring the whip if you bring the chains

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I never get the glitter out of my hair when I get bombed. But I don't try much b/c my hair's... different.

Dori might know though, she's had to get glitter out of her tail before, and her tail's flufffffffffffy.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Well, hot enough to basically make it easy to get the vaseline off - so if you like routinely take showers that'd boil a lobster then maybe not quite that hot. Not like vaseline-meltingly hot, but close.

[x-submariner.livejournal.com]

I see what you're trying to do, and it is completely distracting me.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

...I would look like a baby alien, Namor. But thanks for trying.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

You are killing me with this.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Sorry Dr. C. I got nothing. :(

[x-submariner.livejournal.com]

I wonder what kind of heat I can suffer. The ocean hardly ever boils.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

you and Angel, man. Gotta find like one of those wacky Japanese hot springs and see how close you can get to the heat vent under it.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Sigh. I will turn to my trusty friend, the Internet.

This is what I get for that snowball fight.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

Wonderful.

And since my suitemate is gone at least for tonight, you can come glittery my suite.

[x-submariner.livejournal.com]

I do have to find some vaseline, according to Mr. Gibney. Consider yourself warned.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

you're in luck then.

I know where it is.