Prophecy, smophosy.

The American university Halloween experience has been enlightening.

Unfortunately, my choice of costume* has caused some issues with people confusing me with Hermes. This is incredibly annoying, as I tried to take inspiration from some of the more famous statues of Poseidon which most people should know of (additionally accounting for American modesty). Yet gold laurels, a trident, and high-thread count sheets are not enough.

Any thoughts on how to make my costume more apparent and cut down on comments concerning my mutation?


*I am tired of Miss Colbert's prediction hanging over me and have decided that if fate wants me, it can take me on.